<?PHP
class joke{
function getJoke()
{
$lnk="http://www.jokes2go.com/jtoday.html";
$pg=file_get_contents($lnk);
if(strpos($pg,"<pre>")!==false)
{
$ii=strpos($pg,"<pre>")+6;
$ij=strpos($pg,'<',$ii);
$joke=substr($pg,$ii,$ij-$ii);
}else{
$joke="Not found";
}
return $joke;
}
}
?>