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<?php

function textChti($text)
{
  //$text = str_replace("salut", "salut biloute", $text);  
  $text = str_replace("mon amie", "biloute", $text);  
  $text = str_replace("mon ami", "biloute", $text);  
  $text = str_replace("copain", "biloute", $text);  
  $text = str_replace("copine", "biloute", $text);  
  
  $text = str_replace("petit ", "tchio ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("petite", "tchiot", $text);
  $text = str_replace("je ", "che ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("c'est", "ch`est", $text);
  $text = str_replace("beau", "biau", $text);
  $text = str_replace("pleurer", "braire", $text);
  $text = str_replace("chien", "kien", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" chose", " kose", $text);
  $text = str_replace("putain", "20 de diouse", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" rien", " rein", $text);
  $text = str_replace("ici", "ichi", $text);
  $text = str_replace("merci", "merchi", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" voir", " vir", $text);
  $text = str_replace("merde", "brun", $text);
  $text = str_replace("ca va", "cho vo", $text);
  $text = str_replace("histoire", "carabistoule", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" con ", " bourbouse ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("quoi", "quo", $text);
  $text = str_replace("bordel", "milliard", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" fou ", " babache ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" moi ", " mi ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" toi ", " ti ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" tu ", " te ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" mon ", " mein ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("pleuvoir", "dracher", $text);
  $text = str_replace("pleut", "drache", $text);
  $text = str_replace("linge", "linche", $text);
  $text = str_replace("chaise", "caillèle", $text);
  $text = str_replace("salon", "chalon", $text);
  $text = str_replace("pastis", "tchiot jaune", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" une ", " eune ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("bière", "bir", $text);
  $text = str_replace("biere", "bir", $text);
  $text = str_replace("coca cola", "cococlo", $text);
  $text = str_replace("coca-cola", "cococlo", $text);
  $text = str_replace("sud", "chud", $text);
  $text = str_replace("voiture", "carette", $text);
  $text = str_replace("remorque", "guinde", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" chercher ", " ker ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("quelque chose", "ketkose", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" pas ", " nein ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" gueule ", " guif ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" dans ", " din ", $text);
  //$text = str_replace(" ta ", " t`", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" serpillere ", " wassing ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" serpillère ", " wassing ", $text);
  $text = str_replace(" rien ", " rein ", $text);
  $text = str_replace("raconte", "bave", $text);
  $text = str_replace("qu'est-ce", "quo", $text);
  $text = str_replace("remonte", "armonte", $text);
  $text = str_replace("pantalon", "maronne", $text);
  $text = str_replace("doigt de pied", "caco", $text);
  $text = str_replace("vendredi", "vindredi", $text);
  $text = str_replace("samedi", "chamdi", $text);
  $text = str_replace("dimanche", "diminche", $text);
  $text = str_replace("saucisse", "fricadelle", $text);
  $text = str_replace("rendre compte", "j`e dirais quoi", $text);
  $text = str_replace("sucre", "suc", $text);
  //$text = str_replace("", "", $text);
  //$text = str_replace("", "", $text);
  //
  //$text = str_replace("restaurant", "baraque à frites", $text);
  //$text = str_replace("café", "café avec une tartine de maroual", $text);
  
  //
	return $text;
}

?>
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