<?php /* | This file is part of the Igloo Weblog system. | Igloo is available under the GNU General Public | License. For details on the GNU General Public | License, read the COPYING or the LICENSE file | that you received with this distribution. If | you did not receive one of these files with the | distribution, you can find more information at | http://www.gnu.org. | | Igloo is the creation of Brad Johnson. It is not | based on any other works. Brad Johnson is the | sole owner of the copyright, but he welcomes all | to take the software, use it, modify it, change | it, or to do whatever they can do with it under | the provisions of the GNU General Public License. | | This software is provided as-is, with no warranty | whatsoever. The author is not responsible for | anything that may happen as a result of your | using this software unless you have purchased an | extended warranty. If you would like to | purchase an extended warranty, please contact | Brad Johnson via e-mail at hide@address.com | | This software may destroy your system, date your | sister, drink your beer, eat the last of the | potato chips, cause Democrats to get elected, | kick your dog, burn your house, wreck your car, | cause nuclear war, force you to kiss your | grandmother, or make you eat brussel sprouts. | You have been warned. | | If it breaks, you may feel free to keep both | pieces. */ require 'config.inc'; require $config[private].'/storyfun.inc'; require $config[private].'/local.inc'; common_header(); welcome_message(); get_news(); common_footer(); ?>